I phone

With the i-pod, Apple proved that you don't need much to sell an item. Just make it white, and it becomes cool. You think the i-pod is overpriced? No way, dude, it's WHITE! Come on, you can't put a price on coolness! And it can play thousands of song, THOUSANDS, that's right, like much more than I need. Oh yeah.

And then they realized that there is some serious moronic potential with their consumers. They pushed things further with the next generation. That's when they came out with an even better/cooler item. The i-phone.
The i-phone is awesome. This hi-tech device allows you to:
watch movies and surf the internet on a super small screen
Talk to people who are like miles and miles away!!
Take Pictures!!!!
Find where you are in a street!!!
But the best thing is: It's flat! Yes, you heard me. A flat touch-screen.
Woooow!

For as low as 500 bucks (or 600, if you're a world champion) I can't think of a reasonable reason not to make the move.

UPDATE:
Actually, I have a funny story that just happened today.
I went to the mall today and I stopped by the Apple store, they had a dozen i-phones on display. I was messing with it, and I tried to go online and I realized the home page was a very interesting website. At that same time, a salesman, who must have detected amazement in my eyes, turned to me and said: "Pretty cool, eh?"
So I answered: "Sure, but you may want to reset the default home page, 'cause someone set the homepage to a gay porn website." The man was not as amused as I was. He took the i-phone out of my hands and changed the settings back to a more appropriate homepage. He apologized when I left the store.